These are The Party Rules. You had best heed them, if you know what is good for you.

The Party Rules

Rule #1:  The Party must not be mocked

Rule #2:  Matters of The Party are matters of The Party alone

Rule #3:  Only the interests of The Party are of any consequence

Rule #4:  Every decision on the part of The Party follows science and justice

Rule #5:  Every action on the part of The Party is virtuous, safe, and effective

Rule #6:  The narrative is the truth – and mandates embargo of all conspiracy theory

Rule #7:  The Party Member’s most venerated credential is demonstrated through an abject rejection of the
evidence of their own eyes and ears

The Ethical Skeptic, “The Party Rules”; The Ethical Skeptic, WordPress, 15 May 2022; Web, https://theethicalskeptic.com/?p=65836